Top 1 Matching Gau khane katha about Nepal [ Joke ]

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Elderly playing Golf Joke

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.

"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.




The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.


"I forgot." 

Nightmare of Tech Support [ Computer Joke ]

Tech Support: What does the screen say now? 

Person: It says "Hit ENTER when ready". 

Tech Support: Well? 

Person: How do I know when it's ready?

Distributing Money by Ministers

झलनाथ,सुशील र प्रचण्ड हवाई उडानमा थिए,रु.१०० को एउटा नोट देखाउंदै सुशीलले भने "यो नोट मैले झारी दिएँ भने एक जना नेपाली खुसि हुन्छ !" झलनाथले रु.१० का १० ओटा नोट देखांउदै भने "मैले यी तल झारी दिएँ भने १० जना नेपालीहरु खुसि हुन्छन !" प्रचण्डले रु.१ का १०० नोट हरु देखाएर भने "मैले यी झारी दिएँ भने १०० जना कमरेडहरु खुसि हुन्छन !" पाइलट ले बिस्तारि भने "मैले यो हवाई जहाजनै झारी दिएँ भने ३ करोड नेपालि हरु खुसि हुन्छन !