Difference between PhD man and Ordinary man... ;)

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up
their tent and fell asleep . Some hours later, the ordinary man woke
up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars . "

The ordinary man asks: "What does that tell you?"

The PhD guy ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets .

Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo . Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three .

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant .

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow .

What does it tell you?"

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks:
"Practically . . . . . . . . it tells me that someone has stolen our tent" .