Thursday, August 1, 2013

Trendy Nepali Rhymes

क्लब भनेको त थ्री स्टार जस्तोपो हुनुपर्छ, मनाङ त जिल्ला पनि हुन्छ।

चुनाव भनेको कात्तिकमै हुनुपर्छ मंसिरमा त बिहे पनि हुन्छ ।

झन्डा त हाम्रो नेपालको जस्तोपो हुन पर्छ..चार पाटे त सिगान पुछ्नी रूमाल पनी हुन्छ

केटा भनेको बुद्धिमान पो हुनु पर्छ, बलवान त खैनि पनि हुन्छ

मान्छे भएसी त इमान, इज्जत र प्रेस्टिज हुनुपर्छ, ठग्न, लुट्न र ढाँटन त नेताले गर्छन नी !!

प्रेमिका भनेको हाइटी हुनुपर्छ, डल्लो त खुर्सानी पनि हुन्छ

केटा भएपछि ह्यान्डसम हुनुपर्छ, स्मार्ट त फोन पनि हुन्छ ।

केटी भनेको Beutiful हुनुपर्छ, बुलेट त बाइक पनि हुन्छ

ब्याइफ्रेन्ड भनेको प्राइभेट हुनुपर्छ, पब्लिक त ट्वाइलेट पनि हुन्छ

साथी भनेको त 2/4 हजार दिदा पनि वास्ता नगर्ने पो हुनुपर्छ, loan त ncell ले पनि दिन्छ नि

केटी भनेको सेक्सी हुनुपर्छ, बुलेट त बाइक पनि हुन्छ

सिम भनेको त नमस्ते पो हुनु पर्छ, सेल(एनसेल) त रोटि पनि त हुन्छ

चर्चा भनेको एसएलसीको रिजल्टजस्तो हुनुपर्छ पर्चार त जेको पनि हुन्छ

मायालु धोकेबाज हुनुपर्छ …. विश्वसनीय त् कुकुर पनि हुन्छन !!


माया भनेको त साचो पो हुनु पर्छ, ताला त ढोका मा पनि हुन्छ .


कपाल घना र बाक्लो हुनु पर्छ,,,,,, मुलायम त भैसी को पुच्छर नी हुन्छ नी

छोरा भनेको डाक्टर हुनुपर्छ, पाइलट त चुरोट पनि हुन्छ!!!!!!!

“Result भनेको त FAIL हुनुपर्छ ALL CLEAR त shampoo पनि हुन्छ “

क्लव भनेको म्यान्चेष्टर युनाइटेड हुनुपर्छ, कलेज त लिभरपुल, चेल्सी पनि हुन्छन् ।

गर्लफ्रेन्ड भनेको प्राइभेट हुनुपर्छ, पब्लिक त ट्वाइलेट पनि हुन्छ ।

छोरा भनेको डाक्टर हुनुपर्छ, पाइलट त चुरोट पनि हुन्छ!!!!!!!!!!!!

मान्छे भनेको त हसिलो पो हुनु पर्छ रसिलो त सुन्तला पनि हुन्छ !!!!!! लोल

चस्मा त Ray Ban को हुनुपर्छ POLICE त शशस्त्र पनि छ ….

चस्मा त Ray Ban को हुनुपर्छ Okey त साबुन पनि छ ….

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=
54%

L+U+C+K =
12+21+3+11 =
47%

None of them makes 100%
Then what makes 100% ???

Is it Money?
NO !!!

Leadership?
NO !!!

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE".

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

:O :O :O
Amazing mathematics!

Monday, December 19, 2011

blonde girl in a restaurant

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks:-Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!

And he answers: - On the other side!

Friday, December 2, 2011

Answer paper of santa

Brilliant Answers by Banta but the teacher gave him '0' marks only... :((

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?


A- His last battle !

Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page !

Q- What's the main reason for Divorce?
A- Marriage!

Q- river Ganges flows in which state?
A- Liquid state !

Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A- On his birthday !

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A- By preparing mango shake....

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Facebook Status of Animals?

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle! :P

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all ♥

Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! :X

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming :'(

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am haram" |4 likes (Y)|

Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

National Anthem of Nepal modified for Politicians


सयौं खाले नेता हामी एउटै पद सभासद ।
देश बेच्छौं पेट पाल्छौं अनि बन्छौं गदगद ।।

प्रकृतिका कोटी कोटी पापिष्टका नायक,
नाङ्गो नाच देखाउने लोकतन्त्रका गायक ।

ज्ञान शून्य शान्ति शून्य महिषासुरका सन्तान,
लाउन हुन्न खान हुन्न किन चाहियो विधान -

जे गरे नि चुपै बस्ने जनता छन् कमाल,
हाम्ले चुसी खोक्रो भएको जय जय नेपाल ।।

Sunday, November 6, 2011